Swamp Wizards -33- I don't even know what happened there.

Welp, we managed to do some spinning and some offensive vomiting. Sorry about that, I suppose. I know not everybody is ready to handle such graphic content, but I assure you that’s how it actually happened, so I have to be truthfull, y’all understand. This time we all get to find out whether the wizard can pass the test and find his clothes, or it he’s bound to just be cold and clothless for eternity. Or at least this week, anyway.

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Swamp Wizards -32- Look, the vehicle was spinning, so it was natural.

This week we’re back on track with some adventure driving, some assault beer, some mangy orphan cat, and a fun times find-your-stuff-and-don’t-freeze quest! OH! There’s also a rousing game of “Who can hear Zack in Discord?” which is also a fun time!

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Swamp Wizards -31- Fist? Now for something completely different

This episode is the last episode part B—and now let’s talk about comics and movies! So it’s totally great but also a rabbit trail of sorts. Also! There are added adorable baby sounds! Enjoy! I would promise we’ll be back to tha adventures of the PBR avenger and crew next week, but you know this crew—who knows?

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Swamp Wizards -30- Everything went off the rails

In this episode, nothing happens.

Okay, that’s not really true, a lot of things happen, but none of it is related to the van-eating, corvette-morphing magic car and it’s team of misfit magicians and such. Everything instead is just a round-table commentary of mostly Iron Fist and also the other Marvel shows. It is hilarious, but be warned: there are spoilers here.

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Swamp Wizards -29- Heck, yeah, I'll race this panel van!

One of our party members is aggressively mowing the lawn, another now has a panel van shaped car, one is inflitrating garden parties for rescue purposes, and also pbr bombs. It’s quite the intriguing combination. It’s like pairing some french fries with a frozen-chocolate-not-a-shake dessert. (/trademark avoidance) Let’s tune in an see what happens next!

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Swamp Wizards -28- All I need is a good riding lawn mower.

Ooooh now we’ve got a car that eats cars! It’s about to get extra interesting! Oh and also a fun garden party to attend. I guess y’all’ll have to decide which thing y’all’re most interested in. Let’s find out!

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Swamp Wizards -27- Maybe Frank should not be involved in this one...

Some days you find a sinister mall that’s full of vampires and robots. Some days you find a creepy suburbia full of not-people. And some days you find a suspicious storage space that’s full of…tacky decorations and plastic armor for children. I guess this is one of those days. Also, we really could use a bomb. This’ll be a great combo!

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Swamp Wizards -26- Look, some of the kids thought it was cool.

Well, our magical few is still trying to figure out the thing so they can stop the thing. But first they have to get into the other thing where all the fancy people are. And none of this is normal. So it’s totally normal now. Time to catch a ride!

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Swamp Wizards -25- Why can't it ever be something normal?

So the thing is we’ve been promised ambushes and explosions. I feel that expectation has yet to be properly realized. One thing I do know: it’s about to be strange again and definitely not normal. Get ready.

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Swamp Wizards -24- It's not like a party--it's more like a soirée

Honestly, right now, I don’t even know how to summarize what’s going on. I think the important thing to remember is somebody definitely just made a promise to not explode anything for a while, and that’s a promise we can be pretty sure is about to be broken. Just, I’d bet on some explosions happening. Soon. Without a doubt. Promise broken. Yes.

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Swamp Wizards -23- Warming up the golf cart right now!

Stuff just keeps happening with cars and statues and golf club wands. Also beer cans. Those are the best. Definitely the best.

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Swamp Wizards -22- With apologies to David

Last week we left a statue in a creepy suburban neighborhood! Yay!

Oh also, there’s a special little bit at the beginning-ish where the guys help Mike brainstorm a character! Jokes are told! Then it’s time to drive rambunctiously through Orlando! I know it’s exactly what you’re looking for. Let’s go!

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Swamp Wizards -21- Now there's a cool new statue!

AND WE’RE BACK! I’M EXCITED AND I KNOW YOU’RE EXCITED!

Last time we rolled back through vampire territory. I’m still not sure what’s more frightening: magical vampires or suburban lawn expectations. We’re all tangled up in extra servers and secret projects now. Can our wizards of the wetlands gain the victory? Will we talk to villains on the phone again? Who know! Every episode is an adventure!

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Swamp Wizards -20- Are you going to save the dog?

Welp. Even the best editor makes a flub! Can I blame the end of the semester? Well, I’m gonna. At any rate, it’s time to roll through some vampire territory again! This should go great!

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Swamp Wizards -19- Oh God--they're gonna burn down my house!

Okay, so you’re still here with us. You haven’t run off the porch in fear of vampires and robots. That’s a good thing. Maybe now is the right time to switch to some good, strong coffee. Or maybe some bourbon. I’m just gonna tell you this story isn’t gonna get any less weird. So, if you’re still up for it, it’s almost time to examine that sarcophagus.

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Swamp Wizards -18- Time for a New 9-iron

A lot of things have happened now. There’s a club of robots back at the hideout doing some things. There was some aggressive contact with a telephone pole. A lawn was badly mowed. I, personally, am really interested in those robots. But seriously we also do need to find about that switched-up girl because that also sounds creepy. The robots are creepy, too. We can’t let that slide. Really this whole thing has just gotten weird and creepy, so I guess we’ll just keep on going!

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Swamp Wizards -17- The Great Shamu is not yet satisfied!

Now, apparently, we’re stabbing cars and scaring teenaged girls because vampires. It’s all worth it to take out some more of these vampires. Because, you know, vampires. I promise, it’s even worth all the car crashes. It’ll definitely pay off in the end!

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Swamp Wizards -16- Not the plastic flamingo!!?!

Everything is wild and crazy, and now we’re talking a bunch of creepily samey androids back to the “base.” Oh and also there’s that matter of the replaced girl that somebody needs to be looking into. I guess it’s normal to midly harrass the neighbors while we’re out? Anyway, there’s a plastic flamingo, so get ready. It is time!

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