Fangs & Failures -17- It's post-mortem time for the vampire cast.

And now, it is time to chit-chat about the Vampire system: the good, the bad, the absolutely ridiculous, and the angle grinders. Just the thing, you know?

As a pre-warning, after this week, you’re favorite editor will be taking a hiatus for a few weeks. Don’t worry, I won’t be leaving you with nothing to listen to for that time. I’ll be resurrecting the first 5e play test we did for your listening entertainment. Since it’s been about seven years, there’re probably a fair number of y’all who never heard it. It is a ways back in the archives at this point! At any rate, I hope you’ll all enjoy the shenanigans and be ready for something new to hit the feed when I’m back!

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Fangs & Failures -14- Ghosts talk to ouija boards, right? Let's try that.

And now it’s time to talk to a ghost. Gotta find out why it’s messing with the books, after all. So ouija board or ouija board?

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Fangs & Failures -10-Okay, but can you set the mist on fire?

And we’re back at it! Still trying to figure out what to do with that crinckly, old vampire staked in the big-ass box! Maybe this week’ll be the week!

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Fangs & Failures -09- Look, other people may not, but I'm gonna call him a criminal

Okay, time for contingency plans. Gotta do some research into dead-non-guy-in-the-box, but also gotta get some “snack” and probably a new suit in case dead-not-a-guy-in-the-box gets to wake up. Who would’ve thought one big-ass box would still be causing some complications? Who would’ve thought.

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Fangs & Failures -08- Argument for wits? Let's pretend I made that argument.

Time for some vampire cop action. But not like cop vampire action. Just vampire cop action. Also probably some big tall jumping. And, if you’re keeping track, no, no one has decided anything about the big-ass box and its contents.

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Fangs & Failures -07- I am comfortable saying that we absolutely do not want that box.

Well this episode turned out shorter than usual! I apologize—I thought I had mathed correctly, but I suppose there were more cuts than anticipated. Ah well. There’s definitely still a big-ass box hanging out and causing problems, so that’s a plus.

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Fangs & Failures -06- Well, hopefully you won't see me as a problem, eh, Rick?

Fancy meeting time! Time to chat people up and see if we find out anything about the shrivelly box guy. Not directly, of course. We have to be subtle. Talk between the lines. Spy stuff.

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Fangs & Failures -05- Ah yes, good ole blood magic, of course.

Hm. The opening of the creepy box has only raised more questions upon questions. It this all real magic or somebody doing some fake magic they read about on the internet somewhere? Do we get to hack the fingerprint database at all? I’ve been practicing my fast typing just in case! Oh. We’re going to a fancy meeting? I can do that, too. Yeah. Sure.

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Fangs & Failures -04- Of course we have our own personal Troy.

When in doubt, get somebody else to open the creepy box. Of course, just because you have the thing opened, doesn’t mean the creepy everything is over. It may actually now be weirder than it was before. Or at least, the open box has now raised even more questions than there were before. Time to scare delivery kid silent and call up a Troy.

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Fangs & Failures -03- But really, can't we just leave this box out in the yard?

So the box is making everything weird. And weird in like a really unnatural way, not weird in a “I totally put my foot in my mouth in the work meeting and now I just have to sit here” kind of way. So somebody’s got to open this thing, but uh Not Me. Nope. Absolutely not.

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Fangs & Failures -02- Okay, but you did lick that off the wall.

Y’all, this big-ass long box is weird. Extra weird. You know, besides that fact that it is a big-ass long box. What on earth could be inside it?

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Fangs & Failures -01- Where someone gets a big-ass long box

It’s time to meet the vampires of this masquerade and see what their average Thursday is like. It involves intimidating entrances, bagged-up bodies, and a big-ass long box. This should be good!

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