The One with the Boat Wizards -40- Got some lightning in my pocket.

I’d have a really creative entry here, but I’m currently distracted by some serious cat zoomies. There’s an analogy for this campaign, I’m sure. I’ll let y’all work that one out.

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The One with the Boat Wizards -38- Put some rocks in your pocket and set them on fire!

And we’re back! No major technical difficulties this week, so thanks for all the crossed fingers and littlesticious knocks on the coffee table! We’re still trying to find some goats! Let’s go!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -36- Wait...we're still looking for those goats?

And now it’s time to keep finding the goats! And also probably we should deal with that stress. And maybe a little bit the notoriety. Or not! Notoriety isn’t always bad, right? Let’s get some (correct) goats!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -35- Death from Troll: 0; Death from Raggedy Andy: 1

It’s about to be some downtime! Time to find out how much chaos these urchins have left in their wake while just trying to find some goats. But they definitely found the right goats. Absolutely.

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The One with the Boat Wizards -34- A Wheeling Carnival of Cart. Probably also fire.

No one hides like Gaston!

Takes fun rides like Gaston!

No one steers and careens into slides like Gaston!

For there’s no one around who’s so canny!

As adults go it’s sure good he’s here!

It’s surprising he turned out so handy!

All the urchins should give a big cheer!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -30- Poppet gets some sequins!

It’s the end of the semester and my brain cells are done! Imagine I wrote something witty here about continued downtime activities! Also Gaston!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -28- It's juggernaut time!

Distractions! Dwarf projects! Magic rituals! Angry owl statues! Giant juggernaut statues alive! Running and screaming! Things are getting exciting on the magic island of statues!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -27- You do the thing, but also, like, a lot more.

Distractions are underway! It’s time to release the statues! and maybe mess with the very fabric of existence! That’ll definitely be totally fine!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -26- It sounds like it's Distraction Time!

Garden stuff with Gaston is going down! There’s some transmutation happening; there’s some flying troll adventure; there’s some felt doll distractions! This island is about to be slightly chaotic!

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The One with the Boart Wizards -25- I'm here for the quiet, contemplative meditiation; you?

Now it’s time to unearth the mysteries of the statue garden and get that new god borned and such! Also: meet Gaston! He’s into mediation and being a special guest star! Who knows what chaos or calmness he may introduce!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -24- Look, I've barely even heard of that god.

Still kinda working on that “Get Bennet to answer stuff” plot point. Additionally, project “Find a Place for This God” is hitting some roadblocks, but we’re sure it’ll be fine. Surely when you have a troll and a doll, anything is possible!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -23- Everyone has a "create new god" project going these days.

The squad has some questions like “what to do next?” and “where do we go now?” and “what do you know about the garden and the statues?” Bennett may could answer them! Time to find out!

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The One with the Boat Wizards -22- Is this a reverse Pinnochio situation now?

Yay we rescued Bennet? Grandma Thicc is gonna make some more cookies oh yeah! Oh and also I left in the fun times rambling re-recording chat session, so you get to have fun with that. :-D I didn’t want to keep all the fun to myself, after all.

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The One with the Boat Wizards -21- They're only actually a semi-colon anymore.

Gardens, statues, felt dolls, towers, wolven, oh my!

Time for some more downtime recoveries and long-term project creation while Doc’s away!

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